I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You were trust falling into bushes
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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