id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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