I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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