if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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