I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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