Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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