piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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