i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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