Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize