While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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