you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Holy shit dude........stairs
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Randomize
