I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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