: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize