Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
