I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
only if we run a train.
done.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
