I just made out with a guy for $7.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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