They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Still dying that you shit outside
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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