Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
ttyl tear gas
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
