wat bout pragnant strippers??
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize