you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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