KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Randomize
