Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I think your dad took our porno
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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