so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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