i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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