i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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