I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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