For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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