I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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