Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
