There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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