scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
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