Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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