what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
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