Tell her she can't have a vagina
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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