Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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