have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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