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Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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