haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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