Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
we're so committed to being not committed
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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