well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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