just come out here and I will go home with you...
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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