why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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