do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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