the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just saw a hot homeless man
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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