Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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