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Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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