just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
don't judge my taste in strippers
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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