i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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