I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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