yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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