Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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