Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Randomize