so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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